Saturday, April 29, 2006

Continuing my 'I hate the press' saga

But first....the best laid plans can go awry anytime. And they often do so right when you don't expect it. Hold on...didn't I just make that point earlier? Well, here's more proof. And it doesn't get much bigger than this. Forget the British BS about him being the 'white Pele' and making cases for Germany'06 to be a Mexico '86. The boy is a genius and that is undeniable. His possible loss is as much an English disaster as a disaster for the World Cup spectacle. Wishing him a quick recovery....

Moving on...Now, comes another incident showcasing British BS. After months of interviewing, the English Football Association (FA) while under intense pressure to appoint an English successor to Sven Goran Eriksson, offer the position to Luiz Felipe Scolari, a Brazilian. While there is some murmur and protest about his nationality, no one questions his impeccable resume.

24 hours later, Scolari announces to a stunned press conference that he has declined the offer to take up the position citing press intrusion as the reason. He makes it clear that he would have loved to have taken up the position, but wouldn't do so after getting a fair sample of what his life would be like after accepting the post. Apparently, within 24 hrs of the news of his appointment being leaked out, there had been an article comparing his relationship with his wife to Eriksson's relationship with his. I haven't a clue as to what the compelling reason might have been to do publish such an article.

So, what happens next? The next day's headline in every major publication is about how the FA has handled the whole affair in a very clumsy manner! Not a single article that I have looked at offers an apology to the FA/Scolari for the harassment. Another development is to install Steve McLaren, the provider of euphoric moments for English football this season, as firm favourite to be next English coach. However, first page is accorded to a story carrying reports of McLaren's affair with his secretary that happened a year ago!!!

If anyone can explain to me that all this isn't about "A story, Any Story", I request you to come forward and help me out.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Concerted, Coordinated, Synchronized

By no means is the first incident spectacular, thrilling or even interesting (to the reader). However, if you have the same opinion about the second one, you're just letting the good things in life pass you by.

Yesterday, B and I, drove to C's place to pick something up. Situation demanded that we drive our own cars, and situation further demanded that the something that needed to be picked up, needed to be driven back to my place in C's pickup. So, there we were, three of us, each with our own vehicle, ready to drive back to my place. C indicated that he would lead us to the freeway taking an easier route (which B and I did not know), after which we had to take over since C did not know the route to my place. The idea was to stay in visual contact with each other through the drive to avoid any frantic calls on a mobile phone.

From C's place, we had to negotiate quite a few STOP signs and a couple of traffic lights before we got to the freeway. Inspite of a few cars getting between the three cars at various points, through some routine manoeuvers, we managed to enter the ramp in the order C, B and I. Now, we had about 5 miles of freeway to pass before taking the exit to my place. Being a Fri evening, none of us were in any mood to spend too much time on this effort. So, as soon as we got onto the freeway, B charged past C and sped away. Taking the cue, I shifted lanes, passed C and set off in pursuit of B, while maintaining a watch on C. C got the message loud and clear and kept up comfortably. All this at a very routine 75 - 80 mph. There was quite a bit of traffic, thus requiring intermittent lane changes. And as the middle man, I was very aware of the positions of B and C.

Whenever B changed lanes, I followed suit. It was not necessary, but at that point, I was already aware of the co-ordinated movement that we were producing and wanted to maintain it. C did the same to ensure proximity. Proceeding in this manner, we reached the destination without a blip. At the end of this distinctly mundane affair, I felt a certain elation that lingered well into the evening. It got me thinking...

Early Saturday, I managed to catch some of the the Premiership action thanks to Fox Sports Network. Even as I was watching the game between two midtable teams as a complete neutral, I found it hard not to jump out of the couch every time a slick passing move culminated in a shot on goal. The game ended nil-nil but the 40 mins spent watching it sure brightened the weekend. Having had to recently defend football's austere scorelines to a suckup for instant gratification, I thought some more...

Often, the highlights of a football game consist of a couple of brilliant touches followed by that all-important almighty kick that sends the ball into the back of the net. A virgin viewer is enthralled by this piece of action and gets hooked on to the game. I remember lapping up '120 top goals of the year' telecast on Star Sports. Another highlight of the game is that inch perfect pass (for those who are not aware, that is David Beckam's claim to fame on the field) that feeds the striker who lurks in the D.

There is another play in this game that often, does not find itself on the highlights package (unless it results in a goal) . That happens during a counter-attack, when the ball is picked up by a midfielder or better, one of the central defenders. At which point, the wingers on both the flanks are already tearing down the field with unrestrained aggression. The forwards too get their momentum going goalward. From this moment on, with the opposition scurying back to position ready to disrupt this symphony, it is all about imagination and creativity allied to the breathtaking skills lying at each man's feet. As the midfielder skips past his marker and ventures deep into enemy territory, the forward senses blood. He pushes further and further while careful not to fall foul of the offside trap. The wingers too are embarking on a mazy run trying to create space. Just when it appears that the midfielder has nothing to offer and is about to send out a pass to the left more in hope than anything else, there is a blur to the right wearing the same jersey and somehow, the ball is already at his feet. Surprise lasts for half a second (lasts longer for the viewer), with the defender already ready to show who's boss, but the ball is delicately threaded through the non-existent space to the forward, who has timed the run past his marker with millisecond precision. The ball at his feet, the goalkeeper and the goal at his mercy, he sends it on its way with precisely calculated speed and swerve. Alas, just to send out a loud and clear "If only it were that easy" message, the ball hits the inside of the post, rolls across the face of the goal and is picked up by the defender. The collective sigh of the crowd hangs in the air for the next 20 seconds and not a soul is in his seat. Neither am I. There is something about concerted, coordinated, synchronized movement...

Gather a couple of pals, strap on your seatbelts and experience it yourself. DRIVE SAFE!

Friday, April 21, 2006

When scripts fail

Two men. Long, distinguished careers. Legends of their times. Loved by their supporters.

Wrong side of 30. Slower reactions. Failing instincts. Degrading skills.

Ready to retire, they set the date with a farewell home game in mind. BOTH didn't 'play' to see the day.

Alan Shearer! Sanath Jayasuriya!

Friday, April 07, 2006

Some good news....actually, make that great news!

Marat Safin says that his victory over Gasquet was his best since Aus Open 2005!!! He's never been an image conscious boy and so, quite often, after a victory, he has been known to come to a press conference and utter that he played rubbish. Thus, when he mentions that it was his best since Aus Open 2005, BELIEVE HIM!

I saw him play at the NASDAQ-100 recently, and while he did manage to win a couple of rounds, he didn't convince anyone. But now, with him defeating Gasquet, that infinitely talented youngster (my tip to be the next big thing, bigger than Nadal), in a high quality match, it is time for the real tennis to begin.

Mind you, never ever believe his "I'm going to commit myself to tennis blah blah". Coz, he is never going to (not anytime soon atleast). He is as kamikaze as Agassi was. And that's endearing.....and FRUSTRATING as HELL!!! You never know what you are going to get when he walks on court, but if you notice a sparkle in his play in an early round, might as well get the tickets for the entire tournament. Good chance that he will light it up. His 'brilliance' does not come with a 'every time' stamped on it, but then if/when he is in the mood, his matchup with Federer on any hard/clay court, will be of a quality that the world has seldom witnessed. While it won't offer the serve-volley contrast of many of this game's celebrated rivalries, it will serve up a sumptuos 5-course meal of returns, groundies and a few net forays.

Here's to good 'tennis' times!

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Sergi says so...

BBC Sport, once in a while, gets a former/current player to answer questions for the readers. McEnroe, Wilander, Evert and co. have been given the honour previously. About a week ago, I noticed that Sergi Bruguera was put in the hot seat this time around.

Sergi wasn't exactly a fan favourite (outside Spain) at any time during his career. Wasn't his fault really. It's just hard to develop fascination for a player that loops the ball over the net the whole live long day. Mind you, I am not accusing him of lack of skills, just a lack of romance. Personally, I was never happy that he blocked Jim Courier's way to a third consecutive French Open in 1993. Anyway, he didn't figure in the top echelons of the game for a very long time for me to hold anything permanent against him.

So, this Sat morning, I woke up and looked up BBC Sport for the latest EPL results. There was a lot of good news there. ManU continued to surge and surprisingly (happily for me), Chelsea didn't score a 1-0 win and instead drew 0-0. The reason for that was soon apparent when I saw that Liverpool had scored two. Obviously, Liverpool had complete access to the pool of two goals that they share for the week. So, overall, good day so far!

As I was ready to look up the the other news, something by the side caught my eye. I read it again to make sure that I was reading right. The headline read 'Federer far better than Sampras'. Okay I know, it isn't exactly a revelation. However, its always good to hear more and more people say it (Sergi says so, in this case). Here I am, getting ready to bash thrash and kick out at my favourite punching bag, but I don't want to be completely biased. So, let me state straight up that it can never be an insult to come out unfavourably in a direct comparison to Roger Federer. Mr.Sampras, you're okay for the moment!

However Sir Sergi (yeah, I just knighted him!) goes further.
'Federer has a better forehand, better backhand, better returning, touch and feel'. Again, common knowledge and well documented!

And then comes something that is well known, but to my inherent dislike, not well documented. 'Sampras had the better serve. That was 90% of his game'. Ohhhh, that's coming out in bold in the best seller of 2040, "SPORTS - since 1994", authored by you-know-who :D:D

Many of the legends of this sport, Lendl, Borg, to name just a couple have their bogey Slams....Wimbledon and the US Open respectively (On a personal note, Agassi is conspicuous in this list by his absence :D:D:D). And it always cracks me up when some 'experts' mention that the French was Sampras' bogey. Get real people! When the US Open is mentioned as Borg's bogey, it refers to the fact that Borg had all the skills to win the Slam but ended up not winning it. And to support the claims, Borg lost FOUR times in the finals there (I think that it was either McEnroe or Connors that he ran into during every single one of those finals). Lendl, after having a complete aversion to grass, dedicated himself to winning Wimbledon and ended up with 2 runner-up plates as well as being a 5 time semifinalist (Applause please..). Hence, to put Sampras (a career clay record of 90-54) in this list has to evoke some laughter in anyone who is student of the game. The only great that Sampras compares with favourably on clay is Boris Becker (ZERO career clay court titles), who was foiled in one clay court final by the man Sampras himself.....LOL...that must have been some tournament! Anyway, is it mere coincidence that at Roland Garros, a place that does not lend itself to serve-putaway tennis, Sampras owns a 24-13 record? Mind you, a big serve still wins you those so called 'cheap points'. It's just that the cheap points don't constitute a majority of the points. OOPS....Achilles heel!

Thus, it becomes hilarious when people put Sampras at the top of a list that contains Rod Laver and Bjorn Borg amongst others (I am not well read about the achievements of Don Budge and co). Laver managed to lose six years of his prime and ended up with 11 Slams. And he also had the small achievement of winning the Grand Slam TWICE! Not even a women's tennis player has done it twice (I mention this because women's tennis until recently would have the same two fighting it out in every final, thus having a good chance of winning each Slam in a year). And while Bjorn Borg didn't win the US Open, which was played on grass at that time, he won Wimbledon and the French in the same year for three consecutive years. Mind boggling just to think about it!

Sampras is great because he made the most of his talents, and it is not his fault that he came up at a time when serve ruled the game (though, I fault him for playing the brand of tennis that pushed me to watch a re-run of our 1983 Cricket World Cup win for the zillionth time when the Wimbledon final was on). However, he fell woefully short of conquering his biggest challenge, while previously, men (and one man might possibly join them soon) have conquered every challenge that this game has to offer. Let's not demean them by short-sightedness/ignorance.